[Error: unknown template qotd]Aerosmith. Rubber lips, fluid hips... and that sound, the incredible mish-mash that somehow had a structure to it... sounded like what my little just-reaching-puberty mind thought sex would be like, with cool muscle cars and saxophones and all other kinds of capital-C-Cool added in.

Yeah, that's right - Steven Tyler is why I'm bi, Joe Perry is why I grew my hair & did drugs and Tom Hamilton is why I'm literate.